well i've already failed at posting once per day. but im not giving up! im just gonna pick up.
i've decided this season that i am going to watch the bachelor. for real. all the way through.
i am going to invest.
i am going to care.
i am going to try not to hurl.
i honestly don't really get why it's been so rough in the past; i've just never cared too much and can't get into it at all. which is weird because i LOVE trash television. Bravo is on the top of my most watched networks list. but the bachelor has just never done it for me.
however.
i am digging it.
i stuck it through and now i'm hooked. and i have THOUGHTS. i have been chronicling them in my instagram stories. so if you want real-time, no-filter (with filters!) commentary, check out my stories monday nights while you watch the bachelor. i'll keep them in my highlights. i will be watching and i will be HERE. FOR. IT.
i need to go to bed like right now so here is my lightning list
Demi= big ol' thirsty ho-baby
pageant Hannah= southern faker
caelynn= a lovable tortured soul
elise (is she the older redhead? her. thats who im talking about)= a wise, deep, sage-stress
the other hannah= scared blonde little mermaid
katherine= fat lipped real life blonde jessica rabbit (can i steal you for a sec? just one more time sorry! 5th time's the charm!)
heather= little baby drew barrymore (never been kissed yo)
katie= keeps it REAL
nicole = resident latina AY PAPI
onyeka= thirsty athletic psycho
sydney= aloof dancer spy girl
tracy= googly eyed cougar sensitive fight-picker
there you have it! my bachelor contestant lineup. the party's just beginning yall.
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